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Relatively smart, outgoing guy with ambition and a drive for success. I don't like failing and go head on into everything I do. Currently live in Western Pennsylvania but will be going to college in Daytona, Florida to major in Aeronautical Science (professional pilot) at Embry-Riddle on a full Navy ROTC scholarship.

Let's see, small squares aren't good for describing multi-faceted characters. I'm 20, a physics major, minoring in math. I love to read and party, let's face it I'm a closet case nerd. When I decided that someone is close enough to be a good friend to me you can bet your bottom dollar that I'm going to be there for them no matter what. For that reason I have a lot of friends, but very few close ones.

I'm willing to give just about anything a try. I don't live with regret. Other than that, just ask me.

"Live not in the past, nor for the future. Live in that tiny shining thing called the moment, for once it has passed it will never come again"

Very individualistic, have my own ways of looking at everything. Some call me a 'conspiracy thorist' others a sage..Yes, Truth is stranger than fiction. In any case, my best trait must be my sense of loyalty to friends, family, and whomever I find myself 'with'. Yep, I'm loyal like a dog and too often get burned for it. Honesty is by far the best policy.

This profile no longer represents an entirely accurate reflection of me. I am also engaged and living with my fiance at this point and am not sure if I will ever take time out to update this profile. Thanks for your time. Have a nice day.

Eh, don't know how well this is going to turn out, but I'm going to be honest. I'm not really sure about myself at this point in life. I have my morals and beliefs and what not, but as far as myself I'm still searching. I'm rather silly in my humor a lot of times; though I can pretty much move in and out of almost all types of humor. I like music, humor, amusement parks, photography, art, working out, reading, and learning. I like video games as well; my selection is limited but that is all right. I absolutely love HALO and everything about it, for those fellow Halo players ;P. My other hobbies would include again, working out and I say that because it makes me feel good and I can get a bit grouchy if I don't get the opportunity to for a while, the band Disturbed (I love their music and I love their message), writing, drawing, thinking (lots of thinking, my brain is going to explode), just listening to music in general, I haven't been to a good concert in a while but I do enjoy it, Foamy (www.illwillpress.com) (you just have to check it out, he's hilarious), taking pictures, cleaning (it's what I do, but I'm not cleaning up after you :P, nice try, ahem anyway). I don't have much confidence, but that does not mean I will let someone step on me; that's happened far too much, and no more dammit. I don't like myself very much to be completely honest; however, a logical argument as to what kind of person I am is that the friends that I have love me completely and care for me a lot, so logically I must not be that bad of a person despite what I may think of myself. And I am the cd burning maniac, most people that have met me will tell you I try to hook everybody up with music, because music is good and everybody should have it! Broaden your musical horizons!

I'm a hopeless romantic, looking for someone to fall in love with.
Never was one for the bar scene.
On the weekends I tend to stay in on Saturdays and go see a movie every Sunday.

my name is jonathan.
Everyone I knows calls me Jon.
I am nice and sweet.
I like thunkerstorms.
I like biking,going to the gym and karte too, playing pool,baseball , hanging out with friends,partying, and watching movies.

hi, im dannielle, but id rather be called danni for short. plus that way i dont get my name spelled wrong or someone pronouncing it wrong. im 19 years old and finally ready to find someone thats just gonna like me for who i am, not for what they heard. ive had many relationships in my past, some good and some not so good. ive been in love once and that person totally destoryed everything that i have worked for by cheating on me with my cousin. from that point on i havent been able to trust anyone in a relationship because im to scared to fall in love again, but this is why im on here, to try to meet someone i can trust, right? i would do absolutly anything for anyone if they have respect for me, im not ignorant to anyone who doesnt deserve it. thats just how i am. i look at it as, treat others how you want to be treated and everything will be good. i hate to be controlled. that is one thing that i hate more than anything, which i know doesnt make any sense because im in the military, but im doing that not only for college money, but to help everyone in this country. im terrified of most things people would find funny, but im not going to put that in here all because people like to use those things against me. my friends and family mean more to me than most things in my life and i kinda like it that way. ive always had a dream to be an architect just so i can design fantasic buildings and look out windows to see that they are actually mine. i try not to spend to much time partying, but thats where most people can find me on a friday or saturday night, usually up in a cabin with some close friends killing a keg or so. im not sure how my life is going to turn out when i get older, but i do know i dont wanna live to become to old. to be honest, i think old people smell really bad, im not sure why, but thats how i feel about them. and im not a mean person, i just dont know how to say things that i think without hurting someones feelings. i thought for the longest time that i had an anger problem, but then found out im just bipolar and certain things get to me more than others. im always trying to make people happy, but sometimes i dont know when to keep my mouth shut and someone usually gets mad at me around this time. i have a really bad swearing problem, probably worse than most people youll ever meet in your whole life, but thats what makes me the person i am. i refuse to change for anyone. this is who i am, you can either like it or leave me be. i dont need someone whos going to try to change me in my life anyways. ive made mistakes in my past and spent to much money on things i know i shouldnt have, like my car, or my peircings, or my tattoos and especially my spoiled cat, but i like everything that i have earned the money for to pay. i have nothing to hide, and nothing to regret. i beleive if everyone spent there time regretting everything they did then no one in this world would be happy and wed all be miserable. well, i dont know what else i should write here, so if theres anything you wanna know, just ask. ill be glad to tell you.

Well, first and formost, i have never really done this before so i'm not really sure what i'm doing. i've been shy and reserved for a long time and i'm trying to break out of my shell. i want to do exciting things that get my heart pounding. i recently joined a gym to try to get into shape and i try to run and bike on a regular basis. i love music and art, they fuel my soul and keep me happy. i love to draw and paint when i have motivation. i like to read and watch movies in my free time. we'll leave it at that for now but maybe i'll think of more later.

im a 21 year old fun and happy guy i have a son he is only 6 mounths old and i am very out going and funny person and i like to try new things but my son id my world and my everything so if u want to know more my screen name is snla1429 on aim

I am looking for Prince Charming.... and sunshine, and rainbows, and unicorns and pink ponies, and...blah blah blah ... BULL S**T!!! That is all fairy-tales, not that I don't believe in fairy tales, mind you, BUT this IS the real world. I prefer my fantasies to be in a good book, thank you very much! Everyone says they want honesty? So here it is! Looking for marriage material! I Want to get married and have babies (and we ALL know how those happen, right?) NOW before I get too old! SERIOUSLY! (Think 'mail-order bride' but without the culture shock!). Buy me a plant, bulid me something, cook dinner, open my door, be a DECENT human being, make me laugh! It doesn't take much to fall in love, It takes work and commitment to STAY in love! Looking for a guy with average intelligence (can you read and write and do simple arithmetic? Do you know what arithmetic means?), average looks (As long as you don't break mirrors, cameras, etc. or scare rats and little children you'll do fine) Big Guys, Ink, and Hairy Chests are all cool with me (as long as you are NOT a cross between Jabba the Hutt and a Wookie you are ok!) LOL Have a decent job (Not talking six figures here, but comfortable enough to afford an old fashioned FAMILY life. Tired of bustin my a** and gettin' nowhere!) DON'T BE A JERK!!! Tired of users, losers, abusers, cheaters and liars. If you are any of these don't bother me! (Long story but no need to get into it here). Pure and simple. I'm a helluva cook, love to read books, and DJ on the side when I can get a gig. Want to be "little miss Susie homemaker" (Grow a garden, can fresh fruit, bake fresh bread, fresh from scratch sauce for homemade pasta...Think June Cleaver!) and I have waited long enough! I can and WILL make you feel like the most loved and important man in the universe! I put everything I have into a relationship and I'm looking for someone willing to give a little bit too. Honest to a fault and easily taken advantage of because I TRUST EVERYONE, sometimes even after I have a reason not to. I always hope for the best in people. I'm not Miss America material but I clean up ok, and I know how to act like a LADY in public! I have partaken of $1000 bottles of wine, but I would much prefer a $3 bottle of Boones (Tastes better and I can drink it fashionably while wearing blue jeans and boots! LOL) I am much more comfortable just being me. I might not look very 'girly' on the outside, but I am ALL 'girly' underneath! I do have a bit of a 'nughty' streak on occasion. I call it like I see it and I say what I think. I am bold, brash at times, and have a fount of useless knowledge and trivia packed into my blonde brain. I absolutely HATE most veggies, I'll have mine in a glass of V8 thank you. I draw fantasy art when I have the time, and I have drawn my own tattoos. Anything else?.... I am sure there is much more, but if you managed to get this far (KUDOS to you) just drop a line to say hello and remember, I WANT TO GET MARRIED!

PS Lost about 50 pounds since the profile pic and not sure what color I'm gonna do my hair next... maybe back to blonde? (Real color is Strawberry blonde but BLONDE IS BORING!!!)

I am 22 years old. I am a down to earth guy that knows where he wants to go in life. I enjoy sports of almost all kinds. I enjoy movies of almost all kinds. I am a nice person but can be a smart-ass at times to. Sports i like football, hockey, poker, ect. im not much for cold weather i would like to move down south one day but it would have to be in a country setting, i tried living in the city and i hated it. Overall im a pretty nice guy that knows how to treat a girl. i would like to meet someone who is looking for a relationship. Someone who is going to care about me as much as i would them. Im adventurous, i like to live life to the fullest whenever u get the chance. I want to go bungee jumping and sky diving one day. Im afraid of heights. I am outspoken, and open minded. I have a carefree personality. I have a sense of humor, and like to make people laugh. I have ambitions on life, I enjoy spending time with friends and family. I have one tattoo, and plan on getting a couple more. i really dont know what else to say about myself, if theres anything you wanna know just ask.

I am single and looking for a relationship, starting out as friends and going from there. I dont know what else to really say about me so if any questions just ask and ill most likely answer them.

I'm a nice guy who make those around me laugh.I try to be honest with everyone around all the time. I love to party and have a good time. I listen to rock, I dig all things fun.

I get the most out of life, and I love every minute of it. But what fun is life without someone to enjoy it with? :)

I'm creative, sweet, attentive, and intelligent. I'm slightly eccentric and real - I don't do needless drama. Good personality and intelligence? I've got them both in spades. :)

I'm passionate about self-expression. Self-expression is the only involuntary desire that's not linked to survival, and I revel in it. I love writing, reading, and learning all things. I can watercolor, paint in acrylic, sew, sketch, sculpt, and carve intricate pumpkins and watermelons. If it's something creative, it's likely I've tried it at least once :)

I'm a young person, but a mature mind. I know what I want from life and who I am as a person. My goals and desires are set, and I'm aiming for the moon. Don't think I'm naive because I'm young - I'm determined and optimistic.

I'm attractive. I'm 5'11", with the form of a Victoria's Secret model, and deep blue eyes that you can get lost in.

Enough about me; what about you? ;)

I don't smoke, I'm lots of fun, intelligent and well educated. I like myself and don't care what anyone else thinks of me. I know where I am going in my life. I know what I want for myself and I'm not afraid to go get it.

I like words. I know, it sounds stupid, but you see, I graduated from college with a Bachelors in English Writing. I like a good sentence filled with words that matter and mean something. Apply that to the general population and you will see what I mean.

Along with liking words, I like to travel. I've lived in Mexico for a few months, and I can speak Spanish (somewhat decently--I still have a way to go). That was one of the greater adventures I've had. Random stops and road trips make me happy.

I work hard and play hard. I like to learn things that I have no idea about--I'm really good for random facts. Going to the gym is a new found love.

I'm not typical. They tell me I have an old soul.

I should say that I'm not sure about all of this, but whatever happens, happens. I'm most likely not going to message first. At least for a while.

I am 32, new to this internet dating stuff. I hate talking about myself. I am full blooded italian, I love being Italian. I am a huge sports nut. I do sruff for the NFL and I still have my papers to be a NHL Agent. My favorite is soccer. Just upset that Americans don't realize what a great sport it is.

My other interests are shopping, cuddling, walking, lifting, boxing, hiking..

I'm Joel and I would love to meet someone who loves life and would really want someone around to share it with.
Haven't had much relationship experience in the past but I feel I'm ready for something serious and can focus on the future with someone.

I'm 6'2" about 170 Lbs, shord dark hair. I like to think im a nice guy. Treat everyone with respect that treats me with respect. I would do anything for my friends, family, or the one i love. I never lie, i dont see the point in it. You lie once, then it turns into another lie and another and another and so on. Gets kinda hard to keep track of all those lies. Easier to just tell the truth. As far as Music, I dig any alternitave, Rock, Metal, Punk, ferry little rap/R&B, and absolutely no country. Im not much on bars, unless theres music and a pool table. Im trying to learn to snowboard when i get a chance to go up to the Mts. Im sarcastic, spontanius, Poor speller, good driver. idk what else to say....

I'm a laid back person just looking for fun and the right guy. I can get a little crazy sometimes but, that's me and I'm great at making people feel comfortable. I love to just hang out with my friends and go for long car trips even if we don't know where we're going when we start out. I like to read alot and most times you'll find me curled up with a book while music is playing in the background.

I am a typical working woman trying to make ends meet and they don't most of the time. I live for my family and friends and am very protective of them all. I love camping and swimming in the ocean. I am an advocate for children and animals. You should always protect the ones who can't protect themselves

lets see i am a single mom of 2 little boys. Who are my world. They are #1 in my life. looking for a friend then maybe more later on must love kids and understand you are not the important thing but they are. living life i know at this time i dont want to get hurt by anyone. and i don't want to hurt anyone its has been along time since i started dating i have gets got out of a 6 years relationship which i thougth was great but i was wrong he did not fell that way but what to do move on and forget and that is what i am trying to do. i try to be open at all times with everyone.

this is of course,new,and,after answering a ton of questions prior to
getting to this bio,lol,not sure quite what to write..
friendly,drama-free,guy.
I don't have an "agenda" nor old-baggage from past relationships. I am a widower and know that every good relationship,no matter how
beautiful,like a garden it may be,still requires "weeding" from both
people to keep it that way :)
I have a good sense of humor and enjoy on-line computer games like
world-of-warcraft etc. (just call me Gandalf" lol. )

If any of my "ramblings" catch your "eye", Would be very nice hearing
from you. Oh, I know it must be in this profile somewhere,but I should
re-mention, I smoke cigarettes regularly,which makes some folks less
than happy I am sorry to say,and have no intention of quitting. That
being said, I hope it isnt a problem for you, Dear Reader :)

I appreciate this great gift of Life we have and never take a single moment of it for granted.

Well, let me say first off that I can be somewhat shy at first (but that only lasts about 5 minutes). I'm easygoing, and easy to get along with. I enjoy hanging out with friends, either 1 on 1 or in groups. I go to school full-time and have 2 part time jobs, but I make sure I always and often find time for my friends (and family!)

I'm easily amused and entertained, and can have fun doing just about anything. I enjoy the finer things in life, too. I'm just as content cuddling up and watching a movie/talking as I am going out to a fancy restaurant and going to a show (play, concert/symphony, movie, etc). I'm the kind of guy who holds doors open for others -- the kind of guy who knows how to treat others with respect.

I will admit I enjoy working on computers. Yes, I am a geek. So if you're the type who doesn't normally like computer geeks, please reevaluate your opinion. Maybe I can help you see that they are pretty awesome ;-) And lucky for you or for me, that's not all I enjoy. I currently play a few instruments, and plan on learning a few more in the near future. I like to drive. I have been known to take random trips to nowhere, and planned trips to somewhere. I like to sit inside and do nothing, and I love to go on peaceful walks or be outside. I have also been known to wear silly hats

what to say???well i am aloving father of three wonderful children,that are my life and they keep me grounded.my friends would describe me as silly,funny and very loyal.i am looking for someone who really enjoys the simple things in life.i love to be outside and have cook outs.i would love to have someone to hang out with friends 1st if something developes great,but you can never have to many friends either.eventually would like to find my soul mate,someone to set on front porch with late at night talk & laugh about the days events.hard for me to meet people i work full time and am a full time father i have custody of all three children,so thats why i am trying this out.we shall see where it takes me???

I have a very original personality. I can be a little goofy and I'm still a kid at heart... but not in an immature way. I feel like everything was a lot less stressful as a kid, so I like to watch cartoons and stuff to help me escape the stress, if only for a little bit.
I'm very easy to get along with. I always keep a smile on my face (except in photos- don't really know why).
I go to St. Vincent College in Latrobe, PA; but I'm originally from Harrisburg... Ah, not really, I was born in Missouri, so I guess technically that's where I'm originally from. My dad was in the military so I moved all over the place as a kid. But we eventually settled around Harrisburg.
I'm a bit of a sports fan. I played football and I wrestled throughout high school and I continue to keep myself physically fit. I'm a big Pittsburgh Penguins and Pirates fan, and I actually have a part time job (during baseball season) working for the Pirates.

I have 4 grown children and 2 grandchildren. I love to read, and play word board games. I don't really care to travel far from home, I'm more of a homebody. I work part-time. More later.

I am a very fun person, I will try just about anything. I love being outdoors and getting dirty, having a good time. My favorite thing to do is laugh and i like making people around me laugh when i can. I am mature and like to be around people who are the same, yet i do have a child like quality to me that sometimes i cant control no matter how hard i try. I am a good person but i hardly ever follow the rules, hardly ever. i tend to do as i please and just have fun doing it.

Boy, this seems like it would be easy to do, but...I'm looking at the screen and just thinking "how do I summarize my whole self?" Wow. Let's give it a shot.

I'm a really passionate person, but not just in the sense that you would most likely think of when you read that word. When I like something, I like it with 110% enthusiasm. Whether it's a movie, a TV show, a game, a restaurant, a sports team, or a person, I go all-out for the things that get their hooks into me. I absolutely love sharing the things I am interested in, too. I think one of the best aspects of life is just meeting new people and sharing the things you are interested in to expand both your horizons. I've come into so many fantastic things that way, and I love spreading them on.

I try to be a fun person; I don't let too much get me down. I like to smile and be happy and have fun because, if you don't, what's the point in even being here, right? I look for humor in all situations, and I like to joke around as much as possible. I guess "happy-go-lucky" is a good term here.

I love talking and chatting and getting to know people. Just talking about anything. Things that have happened in the past, news, TV shows; just anything where there is a good flow of communication.

I'm Megan Lynn and I'm enjoying life. I like the outdoors and sports. I love football and baseball. RedSox and Steelers are my teams! I play piano. I love to read. I play softball and volleyball. I'm a senior and starting college next year. I play to become an Elementary Special Education Teacher.

i am self absorbed quiet and a lone assasin.i rarely expose my weeknesses and never show my face.enter my domain uninvited and we will meet.

hi im blaine im from a small town called derry i have to dogs a brother and a sister i played football all my life i was going to collage to play football but i blow out my knee my senior year and had to get surgery so that pretty much blew my chances to play collage ball. im on here to find true love and hopen someone gives me a chance

Hello, everyone. I'm rather new at this sort of thing, so I'll just start with some basic stuff. I like classic rock, computers, and video games. One of my most favorite activities is debate or argument; anything, from politics to religion to parallel universes to superheroes, is good for a conversation topic. While I spend my time doing other things, I'm not going to list them here, as this is just a summary. If you want to know more, ask me!

I play Dungeons & Dragons; however, I would not say that I fit the stereotype of a D&D player (in other words, I'm not afraid of girls and I don't dress up in costumes and attack people with styrofoam swords ;) ). I'm just a (relatively) normal guy who finds the game engaging, just as some guys like poker, for instance. I mention this here because I've found that there exists a certain social stigma concerning D&D that can at times be a deal-breaker. Therefore, in a sense I am warning anyone who reads this that 1) I play and enjoy a pencil and paper role-playing game, and 2) I do not intend to quit playing any time soon. Of course, I suppose that anyone who is likely to be interested in me probably won't be affected by this revelation. Oh, and by the way, I'd love to teach anyone who is willing to play. Our group is great and they would love to have another player. You can ask me about that, too, if you wish.

I'm very shy and don't open up very easily, but I'll probably be one of your best friends once you get to know me. As a whole I get along with most everyone well, although I cannot tolerate hypocrisy or intentional ignorance. I am Christian, Lutheran to be precise, but I'm open to learning about and experiencing all religious traditions. In fact, I consider myself open to most any experience. Finally, I consider my greatest asset to be my intelligence. However, please do not let that scare you; I'm not conceited nor elitist.

I am 5'4. I like to run when I have the chance. I like to fish, hunt, and go camping. I am a family person and go to campfires during the summer. I like to go swimming. If you have anything else to ask me just message me and I will tell you. I am a volunteer firefighter for my hometown Bovard. I enjoy having my family around when I need them. I enjoy hanging out with all my friends because we all have fun doind the same thing. I finished college with an associates degree in accounting and once i get a better job then what i have now i plan on going back and getting my bachelor's degree in accounting and thinking about minoring in business management.

I'm a really nice person who loves to have fun(like you haven't heard that one a million times before). I was born and raised in a small town where you know everybody and their grandparents. I moved away for a little over a year, and my life has recently brought me back here. I'd love to say I'm not your average girl, but I'm not quite sure if that's true. I'm only 20 which shocks a lot of people... I've been told my whole life that people think I'm older than I really am. I'll take that as a compliment. I'm really kind of a chil person. I enjoy having fun and being random. My favorite thing ever is random roadtrips to places I haven't been before. 2 pts if you'd go on one with me. I've been through a lot of crap in the last year of my life and I'm trying to get everything back to where it should be. I've learned a lot about the kind of person I'd want to be with. 5 points if you've never said "I don't believe in titiles" Because that's bull crap!!! Either you want to be with someone or you dont. Make up your mind. If you can't commit to me, I don't have time for you. If you live your life in a constant daze because you're under the influence of drugs or alcohol, I really don't have time for you. I'm sick of guys who seem great when you first meet them, but end up being douchbags. I can tell you right now that I'm not looking for casual fun. I'm actually looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with. If that freaks you out, you probably shouldn't message me. I'm always up for meeting new friends. You can never have enough of those. I used to be a really trusting person, but recently I've learned you need to watch your back. It'll take awhile before I'm truly comfortable around someone. My friends sometimes say I'm loud. I think that's changed recently also. I'd love to learn how to dance, so if you could teach me that'd be great. I'm too broke to afford lessons. I wouldn't say I'm an active person, but I don't mind being active. I'm always up for a nice hike in the woods, just because I enjoy the adventure. I wish more people could appreciate the simple pleasures in life. I'm really not one for going out and spending a bunch of money on crap I don't need. I'd prefer to go find something to do that doesn't cost 8 million dollars. I'm also a pretty independant person. I know how to take care of myself, tho I do have to admit it's nice to be pampered every once in a while. I'm not at all what someone would call a high class girl. The most I require in a relationship is just a little bit of your time. That's all I ask for. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people say girls are too expensive. F that crap. I'll pay for my own stuff. I don't need a man by any means, but having one would be nice. I really don't know what else to say. So that is all for the time being until I decide that this thing needs upateded again.

I consider myself a decent looking, stylish guy and I'm tired of dating games right now, and would just like to do something casual and fun. I dress well, have a good attitude about life and am not too intense.

Writing is an escape and the most opportune way to drag out inner most emotions. Music is an obsession and the beautiful sanctuary built through any type of speaker technology. You'll find that I'm cynical and mostly pesstimistic when it comes to man kind and the world we live in. If you want an honest answer ask me. I'm nothing special.. I'm just another gal striving to complete life to the best of her knowledge and ability. I have a lousy job that most people hate me for... for two reasons. >.< And lastly but most importantly I am very much taken.. in love to the full extent of my being. Here for friends.

I came into existence. I'm here. I'm taken. I'll live. The End.

I'm Katie. 21 Years old, married, and I have a gorgeous daughter. I love games and music and movies. I'm an internet junkie and I adore YouTube. Also... I love Renaissance Faires. I know, I know. I'm a huge dork.

I'm my worst critic, and I usually brush off compliments because they always get me flustered. Mainly because I'm majorly introverted with people. But once I'm able to come out of my shell, I'm very sociable.

I do have a pretty warped sense of humor at times, and my wise cracks can seeming come from no immediately known source. You've been warned. *grins*

i love sports,working out and taking romantic walks.i'm looking for a woman with similar interests.i like to take care of myself with exercise.

Hey everyone! My name is John and I'm about 6'1", 180 lbs. I have an account on AIM: MrFizzleButt which has no particular significance before you even ask. :) Feel free to message me - I'm probably on right now.

Let's see about me; I own a Kawasaki Ninja sport-bike. My favorite animal is the baby skunk. 200 pts if you like baby skunks (but adult skunks (poo!) can be tossed in a dumpster, for all I care. ) I like the smell of scotch-tape, but find tinsel distracting. Some of my heroes are Stephen Colbert, Adam Corolla, and Sakuraba. 100 points earned for every aforementioned person you know and like

I am a devout atheist. That being said, take for granted I don't believe in Skyhooks (read Daniel Dennet!), unicorns, pixies, or a prime mover. oh man, I almost forgot: talking snakes in the garden of eden, seas parting so slaves can have a short cut, water turning into wine, a few pieces of bread and fish that feed thousands. Even harder to believe is that I don't believe people can be brought back to life after three days of being dead (Lazarus and Jesus), walking on water, burning bushes that talk, curing paraplegics by waving hands, and I don't think it's okay to follow the gospel (good news) that says it's okay to kill your children (if they're disrespectful or drunk) and stone homosexuals. I know, I know! I have some crazy ideas here about reality works.

Friends have described me as a warrior-poet and minister of wit; I love making people laugh, but also punching them in the face to make them cry. =P j/k I'm dedicated to staying fit and education, two things which are not likely to ever change. 1000 points if you are not easily offended My friends would say I am a bastard, and my pointed sarcasm has gotten me called an a-hole at least several times a week.

In addition, if any of you lovely ladies knows of a guy friend who is a eligible bachelor please direct him to my good friend <<tlynn79>>. She is uhh how you say? veeery niiiice...and sheee not makings the uhh towns uhh whorings candidant neither. She uhh very demanding and has you do mandatorys lice screenings before sexy times! She eees smarts too with biggests brain ever found on a womans - the size of an unfertilized robins egg. She makes claims that she cooks but I seees no evidence of that. She good womans here fellas - shorten your life by only...uhh...15 years maximum. I do not know if her parts work so is best you get warranty with "this one".

Also, while I myself am "on lock" (happily so), my bud <<flash0707>> is "in stock". Act now while supplies last - you already missed out on me.

Tupperware:

Okay. All of my friends know that I have been known to "lose it" over foul play (or suspected foul play) regarding my Tupperware - I am very protective in this regard. Let's put it this way: I've been known to monopolize conversations and go on tirades about what I felt were injustices leveed towards my Tupperware while on the phone with friends (and here I am now having this conversation with you - a total stranger). Like it's to the point where if things veer off topic, I will actually bring the conversation BACK on the topic of Tupperware until I'm satisfied. Yes, I'm sick...I know.
And this bond I have with my Tupperware, well, I guess is not unlike that which men form with their children and/or spouse. You just want them to be clean, dry, warm, safe, accounted for, and properly stored away in the pantry. (Okay, well maybe not that last one) And while I've never been married, and I do not have kids, what I have found is clearly I would be a make an excellent husband and father because of that nurturing instinct I have with my Tupperware. It's in the genes, baby.
Now, if I were married, or if I did have children, *would I* have a difficult time caring for them as I currently care for my Tupperware? I'm not going to lie - probably. I'm almost tempted to say something cliche right now like "Hey, the Tupperware is our future...", but I won't. haha

I've been hurt and am skeptical of online dating. I am real, honest, emotional, loving, giving, and faithful. I have 4 kids and they mean everything to me. I still have room in my heart for a loving man. I'm athletic and love sports and love to try them. I don't like talking about myself but if you really want to know more, please email me. I will answer all emails.

I work hard, own my own home, have 2 great daughters both in college..just missing that someone special in my life. I am far from desperate or needy...just want to find someone to build new memories with. If you are married, have a significant other, or trying to sort your life out...please don't respond. Not looking for men in transition phases. Sorry if that sounds harsh but not into head games...life is too short to waste on them.

Hi everyone! I am currently going back to school to study accounting and Spanish but I was a professional chef before that. I love martial arts and have a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do. I also enjoy watching the UFC and mixed martial arts. I've never been married and don't have any children but I have a nephew that I adore.

Whazup,

My Name is Nick, but my good friends call me Neeko. I was born and raised here in Greensburg pretty much my whole life. I work full time in Irwin as a circut board assembler. On my weekends off I like to hang out with friends and family and ocationally cook a good dish. Also like to have a drink and smoke alitte with friends. In the summer I like goin to car shows and to the drag strip. Which I own my own classic car, a 1969 Pontiac Grand Prix. I also enjoy pedal bike riding and walkin my dog Onyx. Which he is a half pit half lab that is all black with a white diamond on his chest. In the Winter I aint so active but can enjoy a nice movie here and there or playin poker. If your intrested then hit me up...

I'm 23 and living near Latrobe
Middle name is Louis
I am Polish, German, and Welsh
I own a Bearded Dragon named Friskers
I earned a B.S. in Plastic Engineering Technology
lived in Erie the last 5 years
I love to travel. I've been in about 40 of the 50 states, San Juan, and Europe. And I still have much more of the world left to explore.

I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean I've read books like Love in the Time of Cholera, and The Unbearable Lightness of Being, and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right?

Let's see. I'm a free-lance writer. I talk about pop culture way too much, but I agree with Chuck Klosterman that there is no culture but pop culture. I haven't eaten meat since before the turn of the century. I love cheesy horror movies (Dead Alive is one of the best movies of all time). I place things in Top 5 Lists. I have great disdain for the term emo. In high school, I made a pact with my group of friends never to watch Titanic. I'm the only one who has still kept the pact. I wear a belt buckle that says HOT. I read. All the time. Vonnegut is my hero. I have 3 tattoos. 2 based on books. Dork. I'm a**** SOB, in a sweet, over the top, hopefully funny kind of way.

Oh, and while I may be vegetarian, I hate PETA. Not for their values, but blah...if you want an explanation, go ahead and ask me.

People often see me as a shy person, but once you get to know me, I am fun to be with. I am goofy and funny and I love to laugh and just have a good plain old time. I have a lot of interests that involve artsy related things. I am majoring in Arts Administration and minoring in Entrepreneurial Studies at Seton Hill University. I like digital photography and just recently I have started taking black and white photographs, and have learned how to develop them in the darkroom. I am also a huge art history buff. I love learning the weird and corky stories that are actually hidden behind the pieces of artworks. I am also interested in graphic design on occasion and draw a little. Outside of all the art related hobbies, I try to stay in shape so I like to walk, go to the gym, swim, hike, and just recently I have started to kayak. I love to travel too. I have been to a couple of different countries, but I would love to go to more.

Family and friends are also very important to me. So I like to hang out with my friends and see my family as much as I can. I love the summer and hate the winter, but like the fall and the smell and the color of the leaves. I absolutely love horror movies and I like to listen to music, almost any kind, expect for certain country songs. I also love sports. I canâ??t play them; I am the most uncoordinated person. But I love watching the Steelers and Penguins. However I canâ??t stand the Panthers... I was raised a Mountaineers Fan. I can drive my car for hours and think about nothing. I love Mexican food, and I can cook too!

I am always looking out for what is best for others. I am easygoing person to along with. I think it is important to laugh, and I love to be goofy and be funny, everyday of my life.

I live in Southwest PA. I'm a nerd at heart. I play WoW, D&D, and other rpgs when I am able. I guess I should update this page as it's been almost a year and much of the information was out of date. I own a motorcycle and I love to ride. My friend and I did a cross country trip last summer and looking forward to doing a few more trips this coming summer. Our first is to Washington DC, Then maybe a trip through the south. Talking about doing Vegas again.

Ayee I'm Tommy. I'm 19 years young. I am on a mission. I have no idea what that mission is yet, however I know it's going to change the world. I love. I love hardcore. It doesn't matter what kind of love it is. However I'm an equal opportunity kinda guy, so I dislike people too. I'm a little bit good at everything, but I'm not really good at anything. I am a happy person, not because I choose to be, but because I am. I'm a music and weight lifting guy,that doesn't make sense, nothing about me makes sense but somehow it's gonna be alright; everything is always going to be alright. I'm not here to please everyone. When you try to please everyone, no one's pleased. I am living life, in no way am I existing it. I walk my life with my eyes closed, and somehow I always end up where I need to be, however almost never where I want to be. I have been to a lot of places, and I have had plenty of experiences, but I'm no where near done. I have not come to make a difference, I am here to change the world.

I am a mother of a wonderful 5 year old. I think my friends would describe me as fun, caring, responsible, spontaneous, and adventurous. I spend a lot of time with friends and family when I am not studying. I guess I would say that I am looking for friendships and/or a relationship.

I have a huge heart underneath my blankets of playful sarcasm. I expose it fairly easily once you're on the trust list. I'm 2-3 degrees off normal and people love it, and I prefer it that way; normal = boring. Creative. I can be random. Open-minded. Deep thinker. Big imagination. Laid back (everyone says this though...) Easy to get along with; don't mistake my kindness for weakness or get the horns, asshole! Self-assured; handle myself well. Sarcastic and playful; I don't take life too serious (goodness, don't you hate those that have a sour-taint and can't just find the beauty in the large scale of things?) besides the appropriate agendas (goals, school, etc.) Extremely difficult to weird me out (kudos if you can.) My education, stability, and career is important.

Debates, theories, fun facts, and deep discussions are highly stimulating. Making me laugh is sexy. Love board games. Starting to read a lot of books. Love films and art (any form of art honestly.) Soft spot for animals. Play sports (basketball, football, and tennis mainly.) I love psychology, history, philosophy, and literature. I like to write. Adore kids except the ones that give good reasons to legalize abortions but the rest just make me happy, hopeful, and remind me not to get old at heart. Love watching stand-up comedy, best form of entertainment. I watch the news when I can. I have a deep love for movies and music (music genres vary -- anything that can provoke an emotion or feeling in me.) Love my family; a crazy bunch (but who the hell doesn't claim that?)

I've never traveled much but would like to. Always game for learning, discovering, and exploring.

"Stay wise at mind, young at heart." is my motto and not enough people live it

Hi. My name is Tressa. I'm from a small town East of Pittsburgh, Pa. I'm currently not working on bachelor's in Psychology, I need to go back for another semester to graduate. For fun I like hanging out with my friends (this usually involves drinking)and I like watching Steelers football and Penguin games. My friends describe me as (I actually asked them to give me adjectives) "sweet" "witty" and "reserved until you get to know her, then she'll let loose." So that's just a little bit about me, talk to me if you want to know more!

30 year old guy, looking for someone to hangout with and see where it goes and see if there is a connection and if not maybe make a friend. its so hard to say im looking to date on something like this because you dont know how things will turn out. im very laid back and easy going, prefer the term simple. i hate complicated thing and drama. im a sports fan from playing many years growing up to being a spectator now.

This is my first time on a dating site and I'm not even sure what to put here! (Doesn't everybody say that?!) But if I'm forced to describe myself.. I would say I'm currently working full time for a healthcare company that treats children and adolescents with autism and other developmental/mental disorders. I'm also working on my Masters degree full time. I like to think I'm studious and take my job & education very seriously and am passionate about what I do. But I like to let my hair down and have fun.. I'm a firm believer that the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. I absolutely hate winter; if I could spend my life washed up on a beach somewhere I totally would. I believe in retail therapy (shopping could be my cardio.) I can't cook worth a damn and my guilty pleasure is reality TV shows. I guess I'm a girly girl, but one of my favorite things to do is sit at bar with my dad drinking beer & watching our Steelers. I don't do drama, but I do have a slight case of road rage. I'm looking for someone who is interesting enough to hold my attention, is real and doesn't play games, makes me laugh & lets me be me. My friends tell me I'm funny.. and I like to think so too :) Any more, just ask :)

Im 28, 5'10" average/athletic build, work for UPS during the week. Usually have nights and most of the weekend off to hang out with friends or go out. Im usually either hanging out with friends or family or watching movies or going somewhere to find something to do to keep busy. Im into rollercoaster parks, movies, video games, Dave & Busters, going out to eat. pretty much anything.... im not hard to get along with.

I don't really know what to say about myself. I mean i happen to like myself, but the odds of everyone in the entire world also happeneing to like me probably isnt going to happen and that's okay with me. I have weird fasination with horror films, blood, Halloween, tattoos, and peircings. Although I am strangely lacking in the tattoo department and only have my ears peircings. I have very childish ways that i hope i never lose in my entire adult life for i think it would truly be ashame to become one more bitter adult who cant remember the fun of being child. Although childish I do consider myself rather intelligent but I'd rather be known for the fact that im bit eccentric then the fact that i can argue with you for five minutes and win. I suppose if theres anyhthing else you would like me to say about myself you could propose an edit and ill try to modify this for you.

This is a little weird to talk about myself... not something I am comfortable with. I live in Western PA, great in the summer, iffy in the winter, unless you like snow and lack on sun. I consider myself to be professionally successful. I like to have fun and travel - preferably at the same time! I enjoy watching sports, not playing them. I am a big NY Yankees and Giants fan, so don't hold that against me :)

Howdy! I'm a friendly guy with a sarcastic sense of humor who enjoys almost everything. My education, my family, and my friends are important to me, though I admit to not keeping too many friends.

I enjoy hiking, working out, movies, cooking. Will update later.

Im an easy going guy that likes to be around friends.

I'm 25 years old and currently live in Greensburg, PA. A friend of mine told me about this site so I decided to sign up. I play guitar and music is a big part of my life. I write CD reviews for an online magazine and hope to find a job doing something similar in the near future. I'm also a big sports fan as well; mainly football, baseball, hockey, and Formula 1 racing.

Independent like to have fun.

I am a very family and friends oriented person. I am very determined and driven in life. I am looking for a guy to make me laugh, laughing is essential. I want a man who is sweet, funny, caring, and mature.

Some of my interest include Pittsburgh Sports, softball, movies, music, anything fun really.

I really dislike trying to toot my own horn, I hate self-summaries.

Lets see where to begin.. hmmm well I am looking for that special someone who is not going to lie to me, hurt me or another thing of that nature.. About me well I have a wonderful seven year old little girl that I love to no end and always comes first before anyone or anything. If that is ok with you then you def have a possible chance of getting to know me or more ;).. So anyways if there is anything important or other details that you would like to know about me please feel free to ask away..

hit me up on yahoo: dancinmonkie169 or aim: gizmo180 or my myspace profile.. myspace.com/raymi22

Hi, I'm Bob. I'm a 23 year old from Greensburg, pa. I'm pretty active. I love sports like football, hockey, and baseball.

I run, lift weights, and train in martial arts. I love to play ultimate frisbee, I love being outdoors too. I like hiking in the spring and summer.

My friends seem to have fun with me AND they have described me as awesome.

i am new at this so i really don t know what to say. i have my hair in mo hawk. i have three godchildren but as much as i love them i really do not want kids for my self.
i am very smart. i have about 15 sisters and brothers. i don t like get dressed up. i love sitting outside at night in the fall and spring. i live by self. i enjoy going to the movies. i am a very funny person and i don t like up tight people that don t now how to laugh at them self. there are times i just sit and chill, don t have to be doing anything. i am very close to my sister Dezs, Shawn. i am always trying to stay around people. i cook my ass off.

I have a wide range of interests. I will admit that I'm a pro wrestling junkie. My mom and grand-father got me hooked 25 years ago. Yes, I know 99% of it is scripted, but that doesn't take away from the athletic ability. Plus the added bonus that there are no reruns in summer. My favorite vacation spots are Las Vegas and Lancaster, PA. Can't get much different there, can you? Sin City and the Amish :) I think some people have the wrong impression of Vegas. There's so much more to do there than gamble. I go for the entertainment and restaurants myself. I'm a diehard Pittsburgh Penguins fan too. Not sure how well I would get along with anyone who cheers for the Flyers!

Hello again! I'd like to apologize to anyone who's sent me a message in the last couple months. I haven't been on in a while because I've met someone. I'm very sorry for taking your time, and I wish you the best of luck in whatever you're looking for!